My Weed Genie.....

So okay, i was walking down the road one day and i found this little box.....
a little box, and it hadda lock, that it did....but the lock was on the box, and thatz not whatz important....
so i pick up this box and i hear a glass object inside, so instantly im liike "FRA-GILE".... so i decide to try and open it, not really considering NOT opening it, but the thought of opening it immensely intrigued me, but wouldnt ya know it, the lock is locked tight, i guess itz doin itz job, riight....??
Sooo, i take the box in one had, cuz i gotta mountain dew in the other hand, thatz kinda important, but itz more foreshadowing......

okay so i start to look around for a key and the coolest thing happened.... i mean i didnt find the key, but i dropped the box.... itz so cool cuz i heard it open, but whatz even cooler is i didnt hear the GLASS BREAK!!!!!

so okay im searchin thru the rubble of what WOULD have taken my WHOLE afternoon, and what do i find, WHAT DO I FIND HE SAYS, WHAT DO I FIND HE SAYS HAH....?

A Glass Pipe... this bad dude was so sweet... i cant really describe it right now cuz i just picked it up and RAN HOME with it..... cuz i SWEAR someone was watchin me this whole time....


ANYWHO..... i take this bad mug home and clean it real quick.... dunno who been smokin WHAT outa THIS mugger.... but while i was cleaning it i thought to myself, i just found a really awesome pipe, who finds pipes, Me, i find pipes..... this is so aewsome, cuz now i can use my soda pop bottle for what itz worth.... drinkin out of....so i takes this pipe right, and make sure itz all good and ready for smokin and fill it wit some of the GREENEST green of the greens that the greens made wit the greens WHERE THE GREENS GET GREENS for the greens of the GREENY greens green, GREENER than the greenest of the greeny green greens green......

i lit the bowl and took a hit....deeper than the deepest deeps of the.... well, you get the idea.....
i held that hit so long my face began to turn green wit red stripes and blue polka dots.... i thought i say moses... but it coulda been jesus, either way it made me blow it out finally, after what felt like a day and a half, the smoke came out all yellowy, and lightning-y.... this musta been some really good shyt..... but the smoke let out the thunder with it so i jumps and peed a little....

a Chick popped out of the smoke, like pop corn, pops out of, well, popcorn....A FUCKIN CHICK dude, i tellin you.....

now i looked at this girl, and she was beautiful, but i had to know where the hell she came from, and why she didnt have on any clothing....i mean, ima guy, and a naked chick DOES gimmie a boner, if it didnt i'd be gay, but i wasnt ready to just sex her all up, she might just be lost and needs directions.....

so i ask this naked girl...."where do you come from??"
what she sayd didnt really register with me till i hadda wank, cuz my legs were getting numb, from my rock hard erection of course....
"Natures Valley of Naked Hippie Genies"..... i never KNEW such a place even existed....
"How can i go there?" i asked, and she replied with a Sharp "NO", i never brought it up again.....

She began waving her arms all hippie like, and looking into the psychedelic continuum, or whatever, and she sayd i had 3 wishes basically.... she sayd a lot more but we were too busy having tantric sex.....no need to waste a wish on THAT..... i proceed to queef this wondrous creature from the great unknown and the third wish is in line and i ready to let her know.... i pull out and rub one on her face then tell her this....
First i wish the REALLY good vaporizers sere REALLY cheep, Then i wish that the Growing, selling, Distributing, using and Shipping of Weed was legal thoughtout the World....Then i'd only need a wish for about three quarters of a trillion dollars in Gold from 1986's world gold standard....

All the gold will help finance My War On Oppression, And Hate, And injustice.... and Punish Those who oppose me.....well maybe not very severely, but they'll know that i mean business when i make them watch the ENTIRE series of Seinfeld, friends and murder she wrote.....All at once.... while i have a different person fart on their tongue every 15 minutes.... and feed them all the food they want, but they can only drink hot dog water...... cold hot dog water......

well, if you wanted to know where i got my Weed Genie from, then Now you know.....
(Everything written in this blog entry is completely imaginary and speculatory on the part of the blogger himself, Yet, he send no regrets Or appologiez)



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