Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan: There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them 1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations: 1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed. 2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered- Auto Industry fixed. 3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed. It can't get any easier than that! If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their constituents pay their taxes.
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okay. so.... if you do the math, this wont work unless you have 40trillion dollars, this wont REMOTELY work.... PLUS what will happen to these ppl once that million runs out...? lol investments?, CD's?, OR after the car house AND debt.... I'd say they'd have less than 500K left to deal with..... FOR AT LEAST 20 YEARS!!!! >25K a year.... can YOU survive...? maybe.... but that says that the gov't eve HAS $400T to just GIVE away like that..... so i says no, this wont work, but nice try tho.....
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The Flo.......10q
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